You know the way you get those retarded questions about if you had to pick one fruit for the rest of your life, or one potted plant, or one underpants and eat, grow or wear only the one you picked for the rest of your life. So hypothetical (note to Ed. is hypothetical a real word? - if not can you get Scrabble or Google to approve it). We only indulge in such questions because we know we`re slaves to mixing it up. You would never wear the same underpants for longer than, like, a weekish
But it got me thinking about if we think this is so absurd, why in the name of holy matrimony are monogamous relationships eternally en-vogue? What is so sexy about picking one person to have sex with for the rest of your life?
I am asking the Mormons. Because they understand, or did understand, the hotness of polygamy, although your sister`s sister is, ahhhh, well not so hot and granted Moronism – see what I did there - is a patriarch-led religion, ahh, most of them are, but there`s room for new women-led religions. Ah, I`m getting distracted.
But do you see what I mean? If we can change our underwear, we can change the bed linen too. If you know what I mean.